How parents can understand teens? Learn about cats!

(l'auteur de cette blague fait ici une comparaison entre les adolescents et les chats - Bien sûr, ce n'est qu'une blague, une bonne façon de jouer avec les mots et il ne faut pas y voir de mal.)

1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane
efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting
on them hand and foot.

3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human
being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right
mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.

4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your
teen will ever crack a smile.

5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music.

6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end
without moving, barely breathing.

7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that
ultimate ecstasy--a sense of complete and utter boredom.

9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.

 

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