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Message de brunk posté le 2004-07-06 17:16:53 (S | E | F | I)
This is not mine, its from englishforums.com which is an other good site to improve your english. It's really funny..
differences between men & women
ON NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
ON EATING OUT: When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though the bill's only $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
ON MONEY: A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
ON BATHROOMS: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items. A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, tooth paste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
ON ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
ON CATS: Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats
ON THE FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
ON SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
ON MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
ON DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
ON NATURE: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
ON OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house
AND FINALLY... Any married man will forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing
This is not mine, its from englishforums.com which is an other good site to improve your english. It's really funny..
differences between men & women
ON NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
ON EATING OUT: When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though the bill's only $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
ON MONEY: A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
ON BATHROOMS: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items. A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, tooth paste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
ON ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
ON CATS: Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats
ON THE FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
ON SUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
ON MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
ON DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
ON NATURE: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
ON OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house
AND FINALLY... Any married man will forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing
Réponse: reréponse de avie, postée le 2004-07-06 19:54:38 (S | E)
Yes it's true it's very funny
Réponse: Here's another one de mariet, postée le 2004-07-07 01:11:17 (S | E)
Not mine either, but it makes me laugh too..
Gender Discovery!
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered woman, invented sex.
Woman discovered sex, invented headache.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, and it was a complete mess after that.
Réponse: re de virginia, postée le 2004-07-08 10:59:07 (S | E)
That's really funny! Thanks for putting them on the forums! I never have any jokes to tell! :-( No matter, I read yours and it makes me happy! Many people say that laugh is good for health!
See you!
Réponse: re de brunk, postée le 2004-07-16 12:41:21 (S | E)
! thanks ! no problem .. I'll try to find more and I'll post them !!Viva Mexico, Mexiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicooooooooo !
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